Boris

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Name: Boris                             ID No: C/07/20                                           

Age: Approximately 8 years old

Sex: Male

Breed: Domestic Short Hair

Colour: Black and white

Can I live with dogs? I am not sure if I have lived with a dog before as I was found wandering the streets.

Can I live with other cats? I am not sure if I have lived with a cat before, a possible acquaintance must be as unsociable as me if we are going to co-exist together.

Can I live with children? No – I am looking for a home with adults only as I may cause injuries!

Reason In: Unclaimed stray I cannot be rehomed to the area of St Budeaux, as this is where I came from.

A little bit about me

They call me Boris, don’t even try to look for me as you won’t see me. I have no interest in looking pretty for you, in fact I have no interest in any of you. If you even try to be nice to me I will show you my disapproval with swear words and swipes of my claws.

I nearly smiled once when they bought me food (….or did I have wind?) I very nearly pulled the muscles in my face when this happened so I haven’t done it since, it felt very unnatural. I’m going to stick to my dead pan face from now on.

I could be the perfect stable or farm cat as I like to be left alone. All I ask is you provide me with food and somewhere warm and dry to shelter.

Likes: Hardly anything

Dislikes: People with the same name as me.

“I like onions, they make people cry.”

 
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