Shampoo

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Shampoo C28219

Name: Shampoo                      ID No:  C/282/19                                           

Age: 2 years old

Sex: Male

Breed: Domestic Short Hair

Colour: White and Black

Can I live with dogs? Yes – I have lived with a dog before.

Can I live with other cats? Yes – I have lived with another cat before.

Can I live with children? Yes I am suitable to live with a family with older children (13 yrs+)

Reason In: Unwanted pet. I cannot be rehomed to the area of Leigham, as this is where I came from.

A little bit about me

Are you looking for a feline masterpiece to brighten your home? If the answer is yes then I could be your guy!

I am going to be honest, I would like you to take me to a rural retreat in the country, as I am not used to mingling with traffic. Don’t expect me to be grateful, you should be proud to have me.

There are two things I MUST have, firstly at least two meals a day (I’d like more but the hoomans say I will get fat…. how boring!) Secondly, I should be fed first. You hoomans should know your place in the pecking order, well below me. If I hear you speak the word ‘vet’ I will either leave home for the entire day or hide, I will not go quietly! If you would like to offer your home to a larger than life character, I think you should ask about me.

Likes: Conditioner (you can’t have Shampoo without it!)

Dislikes: Baths

“If you can’t be with the one you love, hate everybody.”

 
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